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Piccadilly often talks about himself in the third person. Today, he is reflecting on his existential condition, as a man of the north, with his friend and loyal sidekick Frank, who never refers to himself in any person, if he can at all avoid it.
»The northern male,« says Piccadilly, »is distracted by physical contact. He has very skinny skin, too.«
Piccadilly pauses while Frank adjusts his underwear. This annoys Piccadilly, who tries a different tack:
»Can you fix my iMac, Frank? I can't get Apple Works to run properly.«
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